caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

STEVE HOLT

inanity101:

GUYS THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX

thwipthwipmotherfucker:

I REPEAT THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

jehovahhthickness:

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

out-there-on-the-maroon:

waynereewrites:

imdreamingofawhitegenocide:

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.